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| A gun is not a weapon, it's a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an _________. | |
| Ah, sweet ____. Where would my love life have been without it? | |
| ____. Now there’s a temporary solution. | |
| ______. Is there anything they can't do? | |
| Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are _______. | |
| Everything looks bad if you ________ it. | |
| God bless those ______. | |
| I bet ________ turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb. | |
| I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals _______. | |
| I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a ____ ________. | |
| I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a __________. | |
| I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me ________! | |
| If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the _______ _______. | |
| In this house, we obey the laws of ______________! | |
| It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to ______. | |
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| Just because I don't ____ doesn't mean I don't understand. | |
| Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're BOTH potential _________. | |
| Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish that ________ was dead. | |
| Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the ____ ___________. | |
| Mmm… unexplained _____. | |
| __________! Teacher, mother, secret lover. | |
| That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to _____ _______! | |
| This gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like ___ must feel when He's holding a gun. | |
| To _______, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. | |
| ______ is the first step towards failure | |
| Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and _______. | |
| When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how _____ you get. | |
| You don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with ____ ___. | |
| You don't win friends with _____. | |
| You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a _____. | |
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