| Quote | Who Said It? | To.... |
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| I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture! | |
| She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker. | |
| You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard. | |
| It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants. | |
| We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her. | |
| The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks. | |
| I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar. | |
| You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor. | |
| I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker. | |
| You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now. | |
| It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon. | |
| Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday. | |
| I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and pu | |
| I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando! | |
| I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror. | |
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