| quote | character |
|---|
| With my intelligence and tokenism, the sky's the limit. | |
| One man's garbage is another man's anniversary present. | |
| You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point it stops. | |
| Someday, when you come back, and you're unemployed and have no place to live, you can come stay at my castle. | |
| Oh, I'm a low-life? You're the one that spends everyday at lunch sucking on a straw that's been under my armpit. | |
| Rule number one: There ARE no rules. Rule number two: No feet on the table. | |
| When I searched the internet, I found some interesting pictures of her. From what I can tell she seems to have overcome her fear of meeting new people. | |
| Is there some scientific way to find out if something is pudding without actually tasting it? | |
| Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over. | |
| I'm not your little boy anymore, Mom. I'm your little man. | |
| Forget this. You can't learn anything from a resume. So, tell me about your employment history. | |
| I like myself... Oh, who am I kidding? | |
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
