| Quote | |
| The Master would not approve. | |
| That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. | |
| Daddy, would you like some sausage? | |
| How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED? | |
| You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! | |
| You are tearing me apart, Lisa! | |
| They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOD! | |
| Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. | |
| There is only one barren spot on our whole island. Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho. | |
| All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit! | |