| Hint | Name |
| The haircut that went wrong | |
| The girl of many phones | |
| She lives in a circle, never put her bag on her back | |
| The joke to end all jokes | |
| Once asked me 'Why are you writing out your life story?' | |
| Admired by Pikey, enjoys cruises | |
| 'Angry' according to Crazy Al | |
| I'm not ginger, I'm auburn! | |
| Junior of JA | |
| Who even IS Moses? | |
| Always forgets her note | |
| Skittle merchant | |
| Should she be called Sam Scott? | |
| Gave logie a biscuit and murdered a wasp in front of the class | |
| Didn't appreciate 'The Clapping' | |
| Didn't hear Elliot's Crazy Frog ringtone | |
| Sickening facial hair | |
| Super | |
| Turned off the TV by wiping it | |
| He dropped my work in a POND. | |
| Fell of his chair in school council | |
| Got more nice biscuits in the scranteen | |
| Said I had a 'gramatically incorrect surname' | |
| Loves her carpet | |
| Has many hair colours | |