| Quote | Person |
|---|
| He's like fire and ice and rage... | |
| If he dies, I'll kill him! | |
| Via the void! Ooh I like that, via the void! | |
| He still sneaks off and gets pork pies at the petrol station | |
| I can't think of what to say! | |
| Slab! Hold him! | |
| This isn't my real body? But I've been DIETING! | |
| I'm worse than everyone's aunt. | |
| This is not war. This is pest control! | |
| No seriously! You're on telly! | |
| Together, we could upgrade the universe. | |
| Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother! | |
| Is the temperature significant? | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| He's like a potato. A baked potato. A talking baked potato. | |
| And you don't appear to have aged a single day. I think that is tremendously impolite of you | |
| Lights! | |
| Don't drink the water. Don't even touch it. Not one drop. | |
| Seriously, lord of where? | |
| You and the Doctor talk such wonderful nonsense! | |
| 'The angels have the phone box,' that's my favourite, I've got that on a T-shirt! | |
| A burglar who rings the doorbell? | |
| So the mysterious Doctor knows his Eliot. I'm impressed. | |
| Blimey! Did you even take a test to fly this thing? | |
| Please don't ask where I get my ideas from. | |
| I don't even remember doing it! | |
| How about a lockpicking device? | |
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