| Quote | Character |
| 'Where in the world are we? And what are you...things?' | |
| 'I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?! Unless...you bad people were LYING!' | |
| 'Now remember, kids: eat your vegetables to grow big! Except in this case, a veggie will eat YOU!' | |
| 'Whoa! You defeated that monster of a dragon? Really? Crazy. That's crazy.' | |
| 'Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime.' | |
| 'Long ago, our ancestors held the Dark Prognosticus.' | |
| 'I am sorry...that thou art so hairy.' | |
| 'Freel the wrath of the jilted X-Naut from the season finale of 'The Grodus Chronicles!' | |
| 'I AM ERROR!' | |
| 'JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!' | |
| 'You must be the great hero... IMPERSONATOR!' | |
| 'And here I thought Mimi's idea of a perfect world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards...' | |
| 'Ah! Once again we meet, like two angry, burly dinosaurs with terrible indigestion!' | |
| ''Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!' | |
| 'Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions.' | |
| 'Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!' | |
| 'Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!' | |
| 'I'm my bro's bro.' | |
| 'Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!' | |
| 'Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!' | |
| 'Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks.' | |
| 'I'm just gonna pencil you in for a ten O' clock brain washing, K?' | |
| 'Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?' | |
| 'Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!' | |
| 'I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer.' | |
| 'Aside from Timpani, no treasure mattered in the least to me...' | |
| 'I've been researching this town and other ancient civilizations...' | |
| 'Had the gods of adventure forsaken us?' | |
| 'There might not be any world left for you to rule!' | |
| 'The old fool can weigh the sins of others, but not his own!' | |
| 'Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!' | |
| 'I am a servant of the Ancients, sent here to give power to the true heroes.' | |
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