Paper Mario Thousand Year Door quotes

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“What are you talking about, muchacho? I do not rent this ship for pleasure cruises!”
“You rang, dude? I mean, sir? You rang, Sir Grodus, dude? Grodus? Sir Grodus, sir?”
“So sorry! Cheep Cheep is my first language, you know.”
“What's the matter? Fight with your girlfriend? Well, don't expect any sympathy from us, ghoulies!”
“I'm gonna make you eat your words, tough guy! Let's get this party started!”
”Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!“
'No joke, dude. I mean, affirmative, Sir Dude. That is... I'm positive, sir!'
'It would be in your best interest to be absolutely honest with us. We X-Nauts aren't all rainbows and lollipops. I could assure you, we could be quite nasty.'
“We'll be cannon–fodder if we wag our tongues any longer!”
”Who is this handsome piece of cheese?“
“When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a Pokey's patoot for fancy, big–city ways!”
“Oh, it's, like, SO sweet that you boys think I'm cute! Seriously! Yeah, guys like you make me feel like TOTALLY BARFING! Now get out of our way!”
“No need for introductions. I know all about the famous Luigi!”
“Real thieves like us end up poor as dirty, never catchin' a break 'cause of that guy!”
“'X-Nauts'? What the heck are those? They sound like tissues to the extreme, or something.”
”Vivian! What are you babbling about?!? It's 'Shadow Sirens', you nincompoop! I don't see three beauties! I see two, and there's you, and you're PLUG–UGLY!!!“
“I'm gonna turn you guys into wee seeds… Wait, that's not right. I'll turn you into SEAWEED! Buh huh! Enjoy!”
“You hotheaded old coot! You dare defy me? I could shine my boots with you!”
“Grodus… Wait, he's that awful, dome–headed thing who interrogated me, right?”
“So, who's this girl, huh? Isn't she one of the Shadow Sirens you guys mentioned? But why would Gonzales pair up with one of those creeps?”
“You're the Mayor, hmm? How could an official like you lie that way? Old boy, I KNOW I saw a cannon the last time I was here! So, do not lie to me, sir!”
”Guh! Guhhhhh?“
“You don't appear tasty, but I guess you'll make a good snack, and bottoms of your feet smell like they would make good spices to go with some sauces!”
”Hmm hmm hmm! We heard you, little birdie! Doopliss! So, THAT'S his name!“
'Something terrible is about to... No, I will not say. But I have found out everything about Sir Grodus's plans.'
”But there could only be one winner, and this time, it was the GREAT GOOOOOONZALES!“
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? You destroyed my precious younger sister?!? I wondered why she hadn't written recently…”
“'OLD GEEZER'?!? Where do you get off, talking like that? You have no respect, brat! Don't think my age has anything to do with my might! Elder power activate!”
“Two tickets! One great and evil king, and one sweet, young thing!”

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