| Quote | Character |
| ”Guh! Guhhhhh?“ | |
| ”Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!“ | |
| “We'll be cannon–fodder if we wag our tongues any longer!” | |
| “You hotheaded old coot! You dare defy me? I could shine my boots with you!” | |
| “No need for introductions. I know all about the famous Luigi!” | |
| “Grodus… Wait, he's that awful, dome–headed thing who interrogated me, right?” | |
| “When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a Pokey's patoot for fancy, big–city ways!” | |
| ”Hmm hmm hmm! We heard you, little birdie! Doopliss! So, THAT'S his name!“ | |
| ”But there could only be one winner, and this time, it was the GREAT GOOOOOONZALES!“ | |
| “You don't appear tasty, but I guess you'll make a good snack, and bottoms of your feet smell like they would make good spices to go with some sauces!” | |
| “'X-Nauts'? What the heck are those? They sound like tissues to the extreme, or something.” | |
| “You're the Mayor, hmm? How could an official like you lie that way? Old boy, I KNOW I saw a cannon the last time I was here! So, do not lie to me, sir!” | |
| ”Vivian! What are you babbling about?!? It's 'Shadow Sirens', you nincompoop! I don't see three beauties! I see two, and there's you, and you're PLUG–UGLY!!!“ | |
| “So sorry! Cheep Cheep is my first language, you know.” | |
| “What's the matter? Fight with your girlfriend? Well, don't expect any sympathy from us, ghoulies!” | |
| | Quote | Character |
| “'OLD GEEZER'?!? Where do you get off, talking like that? You have no respect, brat! Don't think my age has anything to do with my might! Elder power activate!” | |
| “What are you talking about, muchacho? I do not rent this ship for pleasure cruises!” | |
| “Real thieves like us end up poor as dirty, never catchin' a break 'cause of that guy!” | |
| 'It would be in your best interest to be absolutely honest with us. We X-Nauts aren't all rainbows and lollipops. I could assure you, we could be quite nasty.' | |
| 'No joke, dude. I mean, affirmative, Sir Dude. That is... I'm positive, sir!' | |
| “I'm gonna turn you guys into wee seeds… Wait, that's not right. I'll turn you into SEAWEED! Buh huh! Enjoy!” | |
| “So, who's this girl, huh? Isn't she one of the Shadow Sirens you guys mentioned? But why would Gonzales pair up with one of those creeps?” | |
| “I'm gonna make you eat your words, tough guy! Let's get this party started!” | |
| 'Something terrible is about to... No, I will not say. But I have found out everything about Sir Grodus's plans.' | |
| ”Who is this handsome piece of cheese?“ | |
| “Oh, it's, like, SO sweet that you boys think I'm cute! Seriously! Yeah, guys like you make me feel like TOTALLY BARFING! Now get out of our way!” | |
| “You rang, dude? I mean, sir? You rang, Sir Grodus, dude? Grodus? Sir Grodus, sir?” | |
| “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? You destroyed my precious younger sister?!? I wondered why she hadn't written recently…” | |
| “Two tickets! One great and evil king, and one sweet, young thing!” | |
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