| Quote | Character |
| 'Mario could beat Bowser with one arm tied behind his back!' | |
| 'Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!' | |
| 'Blech! You wish, you ghost-gobbling freak!' | |
| 'Ah-ha! Treasure! No, wait... Some sort of starfish??' | |
| 'I don't know. Nobody knows. That's why it's a secret, you half-wit!' | |
| 'Hey! Who are you guys!? This is MY playground, idiots! Nobody sets foot in here without my permission! Nobody!' | |
| 'Puh...Puh... Parakarry! Why didn't you tell me this sooner!? This is a crisis, old boy! I must away with all due speed!' | |
| 'You big... Koopa! Show some respect for the princess!' | |
| 'Please make haste! We shall await your arrival with a warm welcome. And if you don't come...WE'LL GET YOU!' | |
| 'You see, I was going to change this sunlight-blasted place into a cloud-covered paradise! But I wouldn't expect a man of YOUR intellect to understand.' | |
| 'I have a message for you, as well. 'Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!' That... was a message from your wife.' | |
| 'Hey, it's you, boy! You're that dumb ol' fish that ate me all up and such!' | |
| 'Do whatever you do to guys you've defeated...Fire Flower in the eye...POW Block...' | |
| 'You beat my infantry, but that's ALL you'll do!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'I hate light!!!' | |
| 'You just saved me like a hero! You're a hero, aren't ya? You're the coolest!!!' | |
| 'First I shall defeat you, and then I will present to King Bowser an iced Mario gift!' | |
| 'I sure don't want to make King Bowser angry. He's scary. I know he made me invincible, but if I screw up, he might change me back to normal.' | |
| 'Putting on badges and taking them off is a vital skill.' | |
| 'I don't care for you, sir. You are rude, and furthermore, you're trespassing in here.' | |
| 'Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing.' | |
| 'This tuna-ferring experience, I shan't do again. I'm in your debt, though.' | |
| 'Mario! Good fight and all that! I must warn you, however, if you happen to find a switch, you definitely should not press it. It's very dangerous!' | |
| 'This is my treasure chest! No need to fight me, see?' | |
| 'What's this whiny little glittery thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!' | |
| 'Nyeah heh ho ha... Did I just feel a breeze, or was that really your attack?' | |
| 'If you'd hit me with that Hammer, Mario, I was going to bomb you the next time you napped.' | |
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