| Quote | Movie | Character |
| My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em**** and keep 'em in the dark | |
| You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the top of its mouth. | |
| THEY'RE NOT THAT DRUNK! | |
| The rug. It really tied the room together. | |
| Skadoosh! | |
| Rosebud! | |
| I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! | |
| Ex-squeeze me? Baking Powder? Did you say $5000? | |
| And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like 'I'm going to get the papers, get the papers.' | |
| We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot o | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
| I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? | |
| Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls. | |
| And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. | |
| You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so****-faced last night, I shouldn't have f***ed that guy?' We could be that mistake! | |
| There is no spoon | |
| Come play with us, Danny. | |
| Smells like Big Foot's Dick | |
| You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. | |
| I said put your mouth on the curb! | |
| There's a snake in my boot | |
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