| Question | Answer |
| Who says the first line in the series? | |
| What's on Lisa's Christmas list? | |
| Where does Marge hide the Christmas money? | |
| What tattoo does Bart want? | |
| What seasonal job does Homer take? | |
| What's Homer's name for the last reindeer? | |
| What dog does Barney bet on? | |
| What dog do the Simpsons take home? | |
| What were the odds on the Simpsons' new dog at Springfield Downs? | |
| How many times did Maggie fall down? | |