| description | filmstrip |
| Smilin' Joe explains nuclear fission, disposes of waste. | |
| Troy McClure takes Jimmy from the high density feed lot to the killing floor. | |
| This product is useful for beaches, hourglasses, and cheap low-grade windshields. | |
| Troy McClure tells Billy about God's recipe for making you. | |
| Troy McClure uses courting bunnies to explain the birds and the bees. | |
| A glimpse into the future of Earth's natural satellite (from 1952). | |
| Troy McClure narrates history of chocolate. | |
| Jimmy can't use a car, phone or handgun. | |
| Cult educates newbies about Blisstonia. | |
| Town's founder embiggens the audience | |