| Quote | Character |
| 'I am [name], ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8' | |
| 'Woop woop woop woop!' | |
| 'That's preposterous!' | |
| 'Hey, Fry! Pizza going out! COME ON!' | |
| Now I may be just be a simple [name] | |
| 'Bite my shiny, metal ass' | |
| 'Clamp, clamp, ka-bamp!' | |
| 'If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate' | |
| 'Sweet llamas of the Bahamas' | |
| 'Nah, I'm yankin' your chain, I'm dying' | |
| 'I'm literally angry with rage.' | |
| 'Good news, everyone' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'Bam!' | |
| 'Hi-yah!' | |
| (Sigh) | |
| 'Jam a bastard in it, you crap' | |
| 'That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!' | |
| 'Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them' | |
| 'All humans are vermin in the eyes of [name]' | |
| 'Don't worries, I've gots an idea, I mean, an ideas' | |
| I'm [name]... the Janitor. | |
| 'You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!' | |
| 'Ew, pukeatronic!' | |
| 'It's time you left science to the 120 year olds!' | |
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