| Line | Character |
| Look I cant do this, I told you already I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that, I have a godamn veterinary exam. God damnit, I can't do this | |
| I am McLovin | |
| Spread your****! Pussies on the pavement fellas... pretend he's your little sister | |
| Tell me about it. Samesies | |
| Well, so, I mean, I have my dad's car... so I could just give you a lift | |
| It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone | |
| That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol? | |
| I so flirt with you in math | |
| the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock | |
| I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys | |