| Quote | Old, Musical, Rock or Scoundrels |
| We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass | |
| Evaporate, tall person! | |
| OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. | |
| Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife. | |
| There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run ****, like me, and those who eat ****, like you | |
| Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the herd and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him | |
| Alan I admire your spunk | |
| Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me | |
| | Quote | Old, Musical, Rock or Scoundrels |
| Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math | |
| Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves | |
| In my other schools, I was the freaky Math girl | |
| Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. | |
| I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them. | |
| We're going streaking! | |
| You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD | |
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