| Quote | Character |
|---|
| Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! | |
| Apparently, my son was on something called 'Acid,' and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd | |
| there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you | |
| the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken | |
| Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song | |
| When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together | |
| Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off | |
| That's how I roll | |
| On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends | |
| What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair | |
| I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn | |
| I love lamp | |
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