| Quote | | Year |
| Show us your arm son (player flexes his muscle). Throw the ball genius! | |
| You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Lollygaggers | |
| Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan | |
| Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusettes! I play for the United States of America! | |
| SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! | |
| Perfection is being able to look your friends in the eye and know you did everything you could not to let them down. | |
| You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years | |
| Put your stick in him!! Let him know you're there | |
| Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champio | |
| LEFT SIDE! STRONG SIDE! | |
| | Quote | | Year |
| Welcome to Indiana basketball | |
| I must break you | |
| You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts | |
| I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. | |
| And he has the heart of a giant, and that rare form of courage that allows him to kid himself and his opponent, cancer. | |
| Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner. | |
| I thank whatever gods may be / For my unconquerable soul. / I am the master of my fate / I am the captain of my soul. | |
| Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high | |
| Now that's what I call high quality H2O | |
| FUNKY BUTT-LOVING. | |
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