| Activity | Drunk or Sober | Who |
| Screamed '[WARDEN] is a b****'. We think they heard | |
| Stole signs from other Halls of Residence | |
| Ate a tampon (clean) | |
| Made a toffee apple on 4 different floors of the Halls of Residence, in a microwave, in a mug | |
| Attempted to catch cherries in mouth, being dropped 7 floors? | |
| Moved to their own room, in someone else's filled laundry basket to put on contact lenses | |
| Carried a drunk 22-year old upstairs in a Sainsbury's crate | |
| Stole an onion | |
| Created a fire hazard in the hallway | |
| Forced flat-mate to decide whether or not to kill Troy Davies before she could return to bed | |
| Attempted to catch cherries in mouth, being dropped 7 floors? | |
| Stole signs from other Halls of Residence | |
| Made a toffee apple on 4 different floors of the Halls of Residence, in a microwave, in a mug | |
| Carried a drunk 22-year old upstairs in a Sainsbury's crate | |
| Moved to their own room, in someone else's filled laundry basket to put on contact lenses | |
| Made a man out of two rotten potatoes | |
| Ate a tampon (clean) | |
| Drank washing-up liquid | |
| Went to five shops around South Kensington asking for ''sugar cubes' | |
| Wouldn't go to bed because he didn't trust Democrats | |
| Washing up liquid fight | |
| Stole an onion | |
| Rearranged door name-tags | |
| Forced flat-mate to decide whether or not to kill Troy Davies before she could return to bed | |
| Made dogging signs for the kitchen | |
| Actively learnt the phrase 'F*** you, the lion is in the garden, I'm drunk' | |
| Sang the Coco Pops theme to the Black Eyed Peas | |
| Ate cereal with liquor in the milk | |
| Created a fire hazard in the hallway | |
| Screamed '[WARDEN] is a b****'. We think they heard | |
| Made this quiz | |