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| 'Its the first baby born in 18 years, you cant name it Frolley' | |
| 'What's up Gangsta's!' | |
| 'You Americans all the same, well this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.' | |
| 'Charlie Don't Surf!' | |
| 'Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom?' | |
| 'How am I funny?' | |
| 'It's not hard to miss, it's a car towing a back of a church' | |
| 'Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one.' | |
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| 'They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? | |
| 'But thats impossible, my brothers are still in grammer school!' | |
| 'It's okay, he kinda looked like a Carlos to me' | |
| 'Random Task, show them what you can do' | |
| 'I'm going to walk out of here when I'm damn ready''Can I get you to do that today?' | |
| 'These are not the droids you are looking for' | |
| 'He's got the eye of the Jew!' | |
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