| Haiku | Movie |
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| I searched far and wide / All I got was this lousy / Head inside a box. | |
| Was wrongly accused / Came out clean on other side / Help me sand this boat. | |
| Hobbit gets a ring / Simply walks into Mordor / Has hairy feet. Ew. | |
| Tricked in a chat room / Now I see in green numbers / Should get that checked out. | |
| You like to dance? No? / Me? Him? Me? Him? Me? Him? Me? / Don't hurt me, no more. | |
| The Don wants movie / An offer he can't refuse / Wakes up happy? Neigh. | |
| In a galaxy / far, far away; rebel fleet / Ackbar: It's a trap! | |
| A pissed off T-Rex / A ripple in the water / 'Hold on to your butts.' | |
| A trip into space / 'Open the pod bay doors, Hal.' / Great, I'm a baby. | |
| Invisible man / Lots of soap, blood, and mayhem / Where do I sign up? | |
| | Haiku | Movie |
|---|
| A little boy got / Carried away with balloons / Wasn't in attic. | |
| Alien phones home / Long distance charges apply / Don't want to see bill. | |
| D: It is written / 'Is that your final answer?' / Everybody dance! | |
| U.F.O. breaks down / Man kicks out aliens 'cause / They don't pay the rent. | |
| Swimmer gets eaten / 'Gonna need a bigger boat' / Man, I love Shark Week! | |
| Sheriff off his game / Cannot catch sociopath / Joins AARP? | |
| Oil tycoon goes nuts / Showdown in bowling alley / Who wants a milkshake? | |
| Was born with wrinkles / In first grade at sixty-five / Where does the time go? | |
| Too old for college / Three men start fraternity / Want to curse? Earmuffs! | |
| Guys fight slimy ghosts / Toast a giant marshmallow / Anyone for S'mores? | |
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Lousy Descriptions of Tom Hanks Movies
57 'G' Movies
TV Plot Haikus III
