| Quote | Episode Name | Person Speaking (respective order) |
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| 'Wow, Lassiter's really got your goat huh?' 'Yeah he does. And I want it back. God knows what he's doing to that poor thing.' | |
| 'Crashed and burned. And somehow crashed again in Chile, only to be eaten by my soccer teammates.' | |
| 'You know fungus is my bread and butter.' 'You know what my bread and butter is? Bread and butter. Fungus is never entered into the equation.' | |
| 'Hey, Lass, the frozen yogurt guy's out front. You wanna go grab some? Oh wait. You can't.' | |
| 'Axe for men? Whaaat?!?' | |
| 'I won't have you run around here like a kid in a candy store.' 'I've worked in a candy store before. And it's NOTHING like this.' | |
| 'If we've learned anything over the past four years, it's that you can't do this without me.' 'Dude. We haven't learned...anything...over the years.' | |
| 'I kicked a board in half!' 'No, you didn't.' 'You're right. I didn't. But it splintered.' | |
| 'Dude, purple octopus. Twelve o'clock' | |
| 'Dude! This is Silence of the Lambs! Which means we're BOTH Scott Glenn!!!' | |
| 'The answer is a yard or a garden. I would have accepted both YARD and GARDEN.' | |
| 'All actresses are crazy! I know, I dated one in college. She had a nose ring...' | |
| 'It's not typically effective as an aerosol.' 'Unlike Axe for Men, which is highly effective. It's like catnip for women.' | |
| 'We need to step it up! Literally! And we need to stomp the yard... figuratively.' | |
| 'I shared that conversation with Gus in the men's room at the Red Robin, where were you hiding?' 'You butt-dialed me.' | |
| | Quote | Episode Name | Person Speaking (respective order) |
|---|
| 'I don't like little liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.' | |
| 'If you go to prison Shawn, I will not wait for you.' 'You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know that.' | |
| 'Are you crazy?' 'I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.' | |
| 'It's called impulse control. Controlling one's impulses. For example, I see that cockroach and I say, 'I can't eat that!'' | |
| 'Clean my clock??? You would take time out of your day to clean another man's timepiece? And that would be a bad thing? I'd be like, 'dude! Thanks for spritzin' my watch!'' | |
| 'Shawn, I am not hitting on a girl!' 'Why? Does that scare you? Or does that not scare you? And does that scare you?' | |
| 'I'm never doing anything blindly with you again. I learned that at the Mexican border. Twice.' | |
| 'I was too busy RSVPing my invitation to shut it.' | |
| 'You rode halfway around the world on a motorcycle with a bumper sticker that said Pucker Up and Blow!' | |
| 'Are we clear?' 'Like buttah!' | |
| 'Jules, I will crack your case like an egg. Then we'll make umlauts. With shallots...and JUSTICE.' | |
| 'All romance ends in despair. Or death. But mostly despair. Hopeless, gut-wrenching despair.' | |
| 'He totally man-handled me. I dropped my shoe.' | |
| 'Partners don't lie to one another, and partners don't run off mid-investigation, and partners do not go through my purse, find my phone and send a picture of my dog to every guy i | |
| 'Just call me the suckstopper. Actually, you know what? Scratch that. Don't ever call me that.' | |
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