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| Ladies and gentlemen of the | |
| If I could offer you only one tip for the future, | |
| The longterm benefits of sunscreen have been | |
| whereas the rest | |
| has no basis more reliable | |
| I will dispense this advice | |
| Enjoy | |
| Oh, nevermind, you will not understand | |
| until | |
| But trust me, in 20 years you'll | |
| and recall | |
| How much possibility lay before you and | |
| You are NOT | |
| Don't worry about the future; | |
| But know that | |
| trying to solve an algebra equation by | |
| The real troubles in your life are apt to be | |
| The kind that blindside you | |
| Do one thing every day | |
| Sing. Don't be | |
| Don't put up with | |
| Floss. Don't waste your time on | |
| Sometimes you're ahead; | |
| The race is | |
| and in the end, | |
| Remember | |
| Forget | |
| If you succeed in doing this, | |
| Keep your | |
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| Throw away your | |
| Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know | |
| The most interesting people I know didn't know | |
| Some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know | |
| Get plenty of | |
| Be kind to | |
| You'll miss them when | |
| Maybe you'll marry, | |
| Maybe you'll have children, | |
| Maybe you'll divorce at 40, | |
| Whatever you do, | |
| or | |
| Your choices are half chance, | |
| Enjoy your body, use it | |
| Don't be afraid of it, or | |
| It's the | |
| Dance. Even if you have | |
| but | |
| Read the directions, even if | |
| Do NOT | |
| They will only | |
| Get to know | |
| you never know when | |
| Be nice to | |
| they are your best | |
| and the people most likely to | |
| Understand that friends | |
| but for the precious few you should | |
| Work hard to bridge the gaps in | |
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| because the older you get, the more | |
| Live in | |
| but leave before | |
| Live in | |
| but leave before | |
| Travel. Accept certain | |
| Prices will | |
| Politicians will | |
| You too will | |
| And when you do, you'll fantasize that when | |
| prices were | |
| politicians were | |
| and children | |
| Respect | |
| Don't expect anyone else to | |
| Maybe you'll have a | |
| Maybe you'll have a | |
| But you never know when either one might | |
| Don't mess too much | |
| Or by the time you're 40, it will look | |
| Be careful whose | |
| But be patient with those who | |
| Advice is a form of | |
| Dispensing it is a way of fishing | |
| wiping it off, | |
| and recycling it for | |
| But trust me on the | |
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