| Act | Person | Circumstances |
|---|
| Addressed an oak tree as the King of Prussia | |
| Thought he was made of glass | |
| Made his horse a consul and a priest | |
| Asked the question 'Do [frogs] croak because they want to, or because the government ordered them to?' | |
| Rolled a prepared speech into a telescope and looked at the Diet through it | |
| Took her husband's corpse and 'kept it close' to her | |
| Pulled through the palace on a wheeled throne, biting attendants as they passed | |
| 'Ordered' that the US Congress be dissolved by force | |
| Passing from 'depraved orgies to anguished prayers and fasting', offering prayers for those he had executed | |
| | Act | Person | Circumstances |
|---|
| Living chickens tied to the table legs | |
| Unable to chew, speech not understood, did not learn how to walk until eight | |
| Terrible screams would echo throughout the palace | |
| Uttered the order 'I am the Emperor and I want dumplings' | |
| Built lots of fairytale castles and invited his horse to dinner | |
| Declared that it was 'unfashionable to love one's wife', self-mutilation | |
| Fed coins to fish in the Palace pool, named the fattest woman in his empire as the Governor General | |
| Burning sets of silken clothes every day and murdering servants | |
| Ate grass like cattle | |
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