| Lyric/Film Quote | Ke$ha (K) or Durden (D) | Song/Film Title |
| 'This... is a chemical burn.' | |
| 'I signed up for a man, but you are just a b*tch.' | |
| 'All the ways you wish you could be, that's me.' | |
| 'I did it, but I'm sorry. Well, I'm really not that sorry.' | |
| 'I'll string you up to have some fun.' | |
| 'Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive.' | |
| 'Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead. Now you're one of us...' | |
| 'Why would anyone confuse you with me?' | |
| 'So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.' | |
| 'You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.' | |
| 'I'm telling you 'bout the **** we do. We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars.' | |
| 'We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.' | |
| 'I'd give a toast and break bottles on the asphalt, and watch the world explode...' | |
| 'Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight.' | |
| 'I'm sick and tired of hearing all about my life from other b*tches.' | |
| 'I don't wanna die without any scars.' | |
| 'You can't imagine the immensity of the **** I'm not giving.' | |
| 'You're too old, fat man. Your t*ts are too big.' | |
| 'Though we've never met, you're all mine inside my head.' | |
| 'Paradoxically, the next time you come for me, I won't remember - no, I won't remember you.' | |
| 'Self-improvement is masturbation.' | |
| 'My irrational mind's playing tricks on me.' | |
| 'Now a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?' | |
| 'If you don't just tell me you love me, there are gonna be some consequences.' | |
| 'Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.' | |
| '...some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.' | |
| 'You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.' | |
| 'Hope you know how to swim - ha ha ha, I always win.' | |
| 'I want your liver on a platter, use your finger to stir my tea.' | |
| 'This... is a chemical burn.' | |
| 'I signed up for a man, but you are just a b*tch.' | |
| 'All the ways you wish you could be, that's me.' | |
| 'I did it, but I'm sorry. Well, I'm really not that sorry.' | |
| 'I'll string you up to have some fun.' | |
| 'Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive.' | |
| 'Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead. Now you're one of us...' | |
| 'Why would anyone confuse you with me?' | |
| 'So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.' | |
| 'You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.' | |
| 'F*ck him, he's a DJ.' | |
| 'I'm telling you 'bout the **** we do. We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars.' | |
| 'We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.' | |
| 'I'd give a toast and break bottles on the asphalt, and watch the world explode...' | |
| 'Self-improvement is masturbation.' | |
| 'F*ck him, he's a DJ.' | |
| 'You're too old, fat man. Your t*ts are too big.' | |