| Hint | Answer | Letter |
| 'How dare you she's a _____ _____!' | |
| 'It's frowned upon like masturbating __ __ ________' | |
| '_____ at a time like this?' | |
| 'Not so good now. ____ ___ ___, douchebag.' (HINT: CHOW) | |
| What does Alan slip in their drinks on the roof? | |
| Alan's dad | |
| What does Alan find in the bathroom? | |
| 'Don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him.' '__________.' | |
| City where Doug's bachelor party is | |
| 'And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ____ _ ______ _____ __ __?' | |
| What does Alan believe he bought from the drug dealer? | |
| What does Alan say before asking if they are in the real Caesar's Palace? | |
| 'Do they dream of mauling ______ or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?' | |