| Sentence | Player |
| He withdrew brie sandwiches from the cooking contest because they were too salty. | |
| This just in… Tucking your kids in at night is good parenting. | |
| To betray Lou is to betray the luckiest man on the face of the earth. | |
| Was he ready for the game? Hardly. Evan slept through the first quarter. | |
| Do you think there is gold in tater tots' centers? | |
| Profit margins are tight. Us young folks need to help increase purchasing power. | |
| Even though he tried to be incognito, Nero mostly acted conspicuously. | |
| The rumors they pin on Drake are turning more and more ridiculous. | |
| If I pray, rye, sourdough, and ciabatta will overtake white bread. | |
| I just bought a sedan, bay leaf plants, and a basketball hoop all in one day! | |
| This sushi platter I will destroy. Hell, unagi stands no chance against me! | |
| Attention Silent Bob and Jay: Clockers is my favorite Spike Lee movie. | |
| Sorry to be curt. Is pain terrible? Next time I'll be less frank with you. | |
| What do a ninja, Kobe, four ducks and a frankfurter all have in common? | |
| Will my cult earn urns filled with gold? | |
| Someone once said reading increases your intelligence. | |
| Get a doormat for taking your shoes off and wiping them on. | |
| The judge will either convict or cruise to the decision of an acquittal | |
| What did you say? Jayhawks really live in Kansas? | |
| Mmmm I love that oven scent… Brown and black burnt toast. | |