| Quote | Who said it? | Who it was said to |
| 'My girlfriend wasn't the only one with 34 C's!' | |
| DON'T look at me while i'm talking to you! | |
| No to black or no to whale? | |
| This is the man you'll be competing with for your father's love. | |
| I'm gonna go get jack some blush, this collar is really washing him out. | |
| Those two remind me of two dogs I used to have | |
| In my house it's no pants, no problem | |
| Well you can cross off keys in the face | |
| I look good in a fedora | |
| Girl, you are wearing that dress | |
| | Quote | Who said it? | Who it was said to |
| I am happy, you are happy... | |
| Let's get our talk on | |
| If your're a doodyface don't say anything | |
| Carla- finally, a friendly face | |
| You ever been vanning? | |
| Growl for me | |
| You said good | |
| I love you more than Turk | |
| God, I wish I was ethnic! | |
| I would like everyone to meet josh | |
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