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| It is unremittingly depressing, not to any purpose of drama or entertainment, but just to depress. It left me feeling creepy. (Roger Ebert) | |
| Director Lyne, whose 'Fatal Attraction' looks celestial by comparison, indulges in such fraudulent morality you assume he's kidding. He isn't. (Washington Post) | |
| A shambles, a space plodessy, a snoozola of astronomic proportions (Washington Post) | |
| Doesn't push the limits of taste so much as the limits of how bad a movie can be. (Houston Chronicle) | |
| Isn't so much a narrative film as a cacophonous series of explosions intermittently interrupted by needless dialogue. (Detroit News) | |
| Even the ice pick looks like it really doesn't want to be there. (Toronto Star) | |
| The stars display zip chemistry, but seem to find themselves adorable. They're so taken with each other they don't need an audience. (Rolling Stone) | |
| The only good thing…is that we didn't have to see Parts 1 through 5. (Washington Post) | |
| Like a Care Bears movie that got waylaid in the fourth dimension. (Christian Science Monitor) | |
| Many awful movies are at least funny in a campy sort of way. Bo and John Derek, however, make films so sincerely bad that they offer nothing in the way of relief. (TV Guide) | |
| Pretty much the Showgirls of sci-fi shoot-'em-ups. (Variety) | |
| It's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie. (Arizona Republic) | |
| Approximates the feeling of someone sleazy putting the make on you. Its brand of sexual harassment makes you feel dirty and not at all flattered. (Sacramento Bee) | |
| One wonders why any actress, even a retired MTV game show hostess, would stoop to such a disgraceful gig. (Newark Star-Ledger) | |
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| A few good tunes, but how self-adoring can a star be? (Kalamazoo Gazette) | |
| Figures out how to go thud more often, and in more decadently extravagant ways, than just about any would-be blockbuster since ''Hudson Hawk.'' (Entertainment Weekly) | |
| Is it an exploitation thriller? A farce? A vanity project — Moore's love letter to her own sculpted bod? All three, I'm afraid. (Entertainment Weekly) | |
| A simplistic melodrama of mushy patriotism, stilted romance and hollow morality. (San Francisco Chronicle) | |
| All in all, it's a pretty offensive movie, especially to the Americans who fought in Vietnam. (TV Guide) | |
| Over the long haul, it becomes as oppressively one-note as Clay himself. (Entertainment Weekly) | |
| Get out the kitty litter. (Toronto Star) | |
| As for the guy(s) in the duck suit . . . well, he/they deserve our condolences and prayers. (Chicago Reader) | |
| Stupid vanity film for Cruise at his worst. (Mountain Xpress) | |
| Easily marks the worst movie Lohan has appeared in and the worst performance she has given. (ReelViews) | |
| Downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. (New York Times) | |
| To say this megamillion Bruce Willis vehicle doesn't fly is understatement in the extreme. (Washington Post) | |
| If you harbor an interest in watching so-called 'industry smarts' autodestruct, this carries a certain morbid appeal, but that's about the extent of it. (Chicago Reader) | |
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