| Quote | Character |
|---|
| Well, this is me standing up... and, this is me lying down. | |
| Why'd you have to use tongue? | |
| No, but brought my own. And mine's bigger. | |
| So the Hardy boys finally found me. Took you long enough. | |
| Hey, ass-butt! | |
| Isn't that kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net? | |
| Satan's gonna ride his ass one way or another. | |
| Apparently you 'wuv hugs' | |
| The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have. And a few things they don’t. | |
| He like exploded... Like a water balloon of chunky soup. | |
| Lost count. It's in the low hundreds. | |
| Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angels. | |
| Always happy to do some smiting. | |
| Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. | |
| Did it ever occur to you that Lucifer brought you back? | |
| Well, then people are going to be asking, 'Why are you guys running around with no hands?' | |
| We have guns, and we’ll find you. | |
| Gandhi was a great man. | |
| No, I'm gonna Riverdance. | |
| Tomorrow we hunt the Devil. This is our last night on Earth. | |
| You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? | |
| Oh my god, I love it when they talk at the same time! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| You're not the burnt and broken shell of a man I thought you to be. | |
| I'm wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. | |
| I just thought that I'd sit here quietly. | |
| They burned down my house. They ate my tailor! | |
| You pray too loud. | |
| You are worse than humans. You're worse than demons, and yet you claim to be gods. | |
| Do you think I'm a natural-born idjit? | |
| I said stop firing! That usually means, stop firing. | |
| OK, huggy bear, just don’t lose him. | |
| I see you met John McCain there. | |
| Is this a fight? Are we in a fight? | |
| I got your message. It was long your message. I find the sound of your voice grating. | |
| But what I do have is a GED and a give-'em-hell attitude | |
| Are you giving me the last-night-on-earth speech? | |
| I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol and just wait for the inevitable blast wave. | |
| Oh, I’m supposed to lie. Uh, sure, it’ll be fine... | |
| Number one, he's gonna wipe us all out anyway, two, after you leave here I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere, and three, how about you don't miss, okay? MORONS! | |
| I'm here Raphael. Come and get me you little bastard. | |
| Pudding! | |
| As it is in Heaven, so it must be on Earth. | |
| I'll just wait here then... | |
| Well, I'll just have to teach it again! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| How long am I gonna be on double-secret probation? | |
| Angels... must have Windexed your brains. | |
| It's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. Kinda like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped. | |
| We'll let you marinade a bit. Three days. | |
| One distant father figure coming right up! | |
| Don't say I never did anything for you! | |
| By the way, next time I say let's keep driving... let's keep driving! | |
| I wanted to do you the honor of sealing this deal personally | |
| No, he's not on any flatbread. | |
| Dean, even for you this is a whole new mountain of stupid. | |
| You two mutton-heads broke the world, and you want me to sweep up your mess. | |
| Angels are watching over you. | |
| Is that a molar? I have a molar in my hair... | |
| Four score and seventy years ago I wore a funny hat! | |
| Not you. Or me. Sam of course is an abomination. We'll have to find someone else. | |
| Team Free Will. An ex-blood junkie, a high school drop out with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome. | |
| I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza. | |
| I’m told you came here in an automobile. | |
| Oh, hellooo Death! | |
| You’re cut off from the home office, and you ain’t got the juice. | |
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