| Quote | Answer |
| It's just, an angel and a demon riding in the back seat. It's like the setup to a bad joke. Or a Penthouse forum letter. | |
| I'll man the flashlight. | |
| I'm the prophet Chuck! | |
| Astronaut!! | |
| Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes. | |
| The whistle makes me their god. | |
| Was it a refreshing Coke? | |
| Angel or not, I will stab you in your face. | |
| I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition. | |
| Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool. | |
| He's a Winchester. He's already cursed. | |
| | Quote | Answer |
| Joe the plumber was a douche. | |
| Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one! | |
| Boys, we got ourselves a Rugaru. | |
| And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors. | |
| Yeah, but you guys aren't supposed to be there. You're not in this story! | |
| Sammy, wherever you are, mom's a babe. I'm going to hell... again | |
| Strippers Sammy, strippers. We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally. | |
| Wow, it’s like a magic museum. | |
| This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud. | |
| If you say works in mysterious ways so help me I will kick your ass! | |
| Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone. | |
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