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| Do you think there's a chance your mom won't love you anymore when she sees how badly you're getting beaten right now? | |
| I've even sent him some pet oxen. I mean, they love that crap in Malaysia. | |
| Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody! | |
| I'm diggin' talkin' with ya. You're a really enlightened cat and I like that about ya. I think you're a special special man | |
| Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons. | |
| I know what you ladies are wondering... Yes i do have a nickname for my penis, its called the octogon. | |
| I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization. | |
| I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick ass pool party thing. | |
| I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. | |
| Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight. | |
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| Too early for flapjacks? | |
| The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy. | |
| In the Guinness Book of World-****ing-Records, man... under 'Raddest ****ing Dude Alive' | |
| Oh no, Dina, Jack can talk Thai. Jack talked Thai real well | |
| I told those ****s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos | |
| I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? | |
| Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners | |
| Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius | |
| I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks | |
| I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either. | |
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