| Roger Quote | Roger Persona |
| 'Probably shouldn't have farted before i started that walk' | |
| 'TACO's!!!! Who's crying?' | |
| 'Then i'm taking 50 points from Gryffindor' | |
| 'Damn you Stan. You and you're one outfilt' | |
| 'I think i'm becoming immune to gravity' | |
| 'This truely is the best Spring break ever' | |
| 'Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda' | |
| 'I want more dizzy water' | |
| 'Make me feel good' | |
| | Roger Quote | Roger Persona |
| 'Thank you for choosing AT&T' | |
| 'It's a hoof, you have to earn it' | |
| 'Or he's dyslexic and angry at Disney' | |
| ''I am humbled, you humble me....Go home bitches, I nailed it' | |
| 'Xanadu, can't cry on cue' | |
| 'Yes Hayley, i understand things that happen around me'. | |
| 'My Krispy Kream mother was raped by my McDonalds father' | |
| 'Oh, that one was terrible, they were all terrible'. | |
| 'And she can't get back into heaven til she solves 100 cases'. | |
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