| Description | Song | Lyric |
| A geeky guy makes fun of another geeky guy over nerdy things, but is interrupted by his mother, who yells at him for watching porn videos on his computer. | |
| A nerdy kid meets a girl at a comic convention, but suspects she has a boyfriend. | |
| The band goes to a club and ends up having a seizure. | |
| Puff Puff tries to win Tig back with a song about his privates. | |
| Puff Puff and Benetar sing with (and about) a whitetrash rapper. | |
| A green-skinned kid gets bullied in school for being different. | |
| A devilish guy tries to impress an angelic girl, but she keeps changing between being nice and mean to him. | |
| Two guys sing about beating up small children. | |
| Mario and Zelda, ex-lovers, are in relationships with different people but still miss each other. | |
| Puff Puff, a little poor kid, beats the crap out of a famous holiday icon. | |
| Puff Puff goes to a hangout for famous baddies. | |
| A redneck gets kicked out of his house, steals his girlfriend's car, and gets arrested at a bar. | |
| A creepy guy spies on his friend's mother, but is beaten up (and possibly killed) when he finds out. | |
| Your Favorite Martian are cyborgs fighting zombies. | |
| Your Favorite Martian invades the party of a group of nerds. | |
| YFM plays the song in a bouncy house. | |
| Benetar is in love with a girl who only considers him a friend. | |
| Puff Puff breaks up with his girlfriend and hits the town for a new one. | |
| Two guys beat up people from famous video games, and than each other. | |
| A scientist flies to a distant planet to be with his alien love, but almost doesn't make it due a field of meteors. | |
| Puff Puff tries to win his lover back by bragging about the size of his testicles. | |