| Description | Character | Side |
| Our hero's helper, who gives him advice on Wasteland. | |
| The owner of the Emporium on Mean Street. | |
| The main antagonist. Was bottled and accidentally freed by the hero's half brother. | |
| A large, rude brute who lives in Mean Street Town Hall and gives quests to the hero. | |
| The detective who lives on Mean Street. | |
| The animatronic character whose head is in OsTown and body is in Tomorrow City. | |
| The Ventureland boss, who is one of the only bosses in the game you do not have to fight. | |
| He runs the Ice Cream Parlor on Mean Street. | |
| The hero of our story. He gets forcefully taken to Wasteland by the Blot. | |
| The dog-like character on Mean Street who gives news to the hero for five e-tickets. | |
| A cow who will give the hero prizes for completing races in time. | |
| The Ventureland boss's nemesis. He can't fly without his sprite. | |
| Our hero's half-brother. The leader of Wasteland. | |
| The human first mate of the Ventureland boss. Spends a lot of time weeping. | |
| He lives in Gremlin Village, and is in trouble with the Gremlins becuase of a crashed steamboat he was piloting. | |