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'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
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'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'

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