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'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
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'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'

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