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'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'

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