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'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
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'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'

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