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'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
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'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'

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