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'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'

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