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'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'

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