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'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
QuoteCharacter
'What you got beeyotch?'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'

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