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'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'

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