50 More South Park Quotes

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'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'

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