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'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'

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