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'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
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Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'

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