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'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
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'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'

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