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'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'

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