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'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
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Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'

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