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'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
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'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'

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