50 More South Park Quotes

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'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'

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