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'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'

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