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'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
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'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'

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