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'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'

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