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'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'

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