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'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
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'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'

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