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'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'

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