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'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
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'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'

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