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Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Dude, it's a dude.'

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