50 South Park Quotes

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'Having boobs sucks.'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont...cont...cont...you're a cont, cont, cont...'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'

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