50 South Park Quotes

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'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont...cont...cont...you're a cont, cont, cont...'
'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'Having boobs sucks.'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'

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