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'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont...cont...cont...you're a cont, cont, cont...'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'Having boobs sucks.'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'

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