50 South Park Quotes

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'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont...cont...cont...you're a cont, cont, cont...'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'Having boobs sucks.'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'

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