50 South Park Quotes

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'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'Having boobs sucks.'
'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont...cont...cont...you're a cont, cont, cont...'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'

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