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'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making love...ly rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'They taste like burning...'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'I'm a furniture!'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'

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