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'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'I'm a furniture!'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making love...ly rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'They taste like burning...'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'

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