100 Simpsons Quotes

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'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making love...ly rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'They taste like burning...'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'I'm a furniture!'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'

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