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'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'I'm a furniture!'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'They taste like burning...'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making love...ly rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'

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