| Epitaph | Name |
| RIP _____, Now you've crossed the River Jordan. | |
| Here lies _____. A great big rock fell on his head. | |
| In memory of our patriarch, dear departed _____. | |
| Requiescat _____. No time off for good behavior. | |
| At peaceful rest lies _____. Burried here beneath this sod. | |
| Here lies _____. The lights went out on this old spartan. | |
| Dear departed _____. He chased a bear in to a cave. | |
| | Epitaph | Name |
| _____ laid to rest. No mourning please at his request. | |
| Dear _____, beloved by all. In regions beyond now, and having a ball. | |
| RIP in memorium _____. Here you'll rest for quite a while. | |
| Rest in piece _____. We all know you didn't do it. | |
| RIP _____. The victim of a dirty duel. | |
| Here rests _____. He road to glory on a fender. | |
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