| Description | Command | Description |
| You wake up in a dungeon cell on a cot with a MATTRESS. There is a BUCKET in the corner for... you know what. and a clay MUG on the ledge. | |
| Dennis doesn't help you | |
| You cannot get ye flask | |
| You need to get the KEY somehow | |
| You need to get the KEY | |
| You need something with which to reach accross the hallway | |
| Way to go, you pooped in the BUCKET | |
| It is full of crap, any other bright ideas? | |
| Now you have MATTRESS covered in poop, congratulations. | |
| Great, now you have poop on the floor | |
| It feels like a box SPRING, there is nothing underneath it | |
| I wonder how you can the SPRINGS out of the MATTRESS | |
| You pick up the MUG. It has a chip in it and is kind of jagged where it is chipped. | |
| Maybe if the MUG were a little more jagged | |
| You break the mug on the floor and it shatters leaving a bunch of bits and one fairly large jagged sharp SHARD. | |
| You get the shard. Precede your Commands with the number 3 until further notice | |
| You still need the KEY | |
| Now you're covered in poop, this seems to be going well. | |
| Now you can see several 1 foot long SPRINGS. | |
| You have six 12 inch long springs. They are fairly rigid, but malleable | |
| You need to get the KEY | |
| You need something with which to reach accross the hallway | |
| You now have a 6 foot long SPRING coil which is hooked at the end. Precede your Commands with the number 11 until further notice | |
| You still need the KEY | |
| You still need the KEY | |
| OK, you've got the KEY, now just UNLOCK THE DOOR and you are free! precede your commands with the number 13 until further notice. | |
| The Lock clicks and the door swings open, you are free! Good thing there weren't any guards around, they must have been on their lunch breaks or something. | |