Who am I? I don't know...

Don't call it the ball thing.

I'm a mog- half man, half dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords...

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know.

We got no food, no jobs...

Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends.

Tigers love pepper!

Just stay out of my way.Or you'll pay!

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor...

Well I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is?

Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up...

I can't let you in cuz you're old as f*@#%. For this club...

Peter, I'm a pediatrician...

This guy is either gonna think, 'Here's another kid with a fake ID,' or...

-There's one case, one case in a career where you go all in. This is it. -Alright, well you do us proud...

What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town...

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!...

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…

What do they think I am? Dumb or something?...

I'll have...

You taste like a burger...

Fair! Who's the f@%*ing nihilist here!...

Who are you, and how did you get in here?