Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it.

What if we're still doin this when we're 50?

-I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean he did help Anne lose weight.
-Peter, she's anorexic.

It would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feelin real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

I would relax. I would sit on my a** all day. I would do nothing.

I could write a letter to the board of tourism and I could have this place condemned....

I don't know, I guess I sorta like 'em all.

You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

So you're gonna quit?

The pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

So Milton has been let go.

Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here. How much time would you say you spend each week dealing with these TPS reports?

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place. And you, you haven't been showin up and you get to keep your job.

I don't think I'm explaining this very well. 7/11, right, you take a penny from the tray.

How dare you judge me? I mean what are you, you think you're some kind of like, angel here? No, you're just this penny-stealing, wannabe, criminal man.

-Here it is, to conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.
-That doesn't really help us, Michael.