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| When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry. | |
| When your cable's on the fritz, you get frustrated. | |
| When you pay too much for cable, you throw things. | |
| When you have cable and can't find something good to watch, you get depressed. | |
| When you have cable and can't record all your shows, you feel unhappy. | |
| When you have cable and your picture freezes, you get irritable. | |
| When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored. | |
| When you pay too much for cable, you feel powerless. | |
| When you pay too much for cable, you feel dejected. | |