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| 'I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy' | |
| 'I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.' | |
| 'Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?' | |
| 'To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.' | |
| 'There's no need to call me sir Professor.' | |
| 'Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?' | |
| 'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister of Magic, I am.' | |
| 'Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?' | |
| 'The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic...' | |
| 'But you've been too busy saving the Wizarding world. Well ... I can't say I'm surprised... I knew you wouldn't be happy unless you were hunting Voldemort.' | |
| 'I know, I know -- it's not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award five times in a row, as I have -- but it's a start, Harry, it's a start!' | |
| 'If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about.' | |
| Most people would think that's good as beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore.' | |
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| 'S'up Figgy?' | |
| “Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!” | |
| 'Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'' | |
| 'Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?' | |
| 'I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.' | |
| 'What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does.' | |
| 'Wood's still in the showers. We think he's trying to drown himself.' | |
| 'Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.' | |
| 'Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?' | |
| 'I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.' | |
| 'Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore.' | |
| 'We had to write about our hero at school, Mr. Mason; I wrote about you.' | |
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