| Character | Film/Television Show | Quote |
| George Feeny | |
| Mr. Belding | |
| Principal Figgins | |
| Seymour Skinner | |
| Willard Kraft | |
| Edward R. Rooney | |
| Richard Vernon | |
| Dean Wormer | |
| Dr. Nelson Guggenheim | |
| | Character | Film/Television Show | Quote |
| Mr. Stickland | |
| Principal Joe Clark | |
| Principal Wartz | |
| Dean Pritchard | |
| Albus Dumbledore | |
| Principal Max Anderson | |
| Principal Ron Duvall | |
| Agatha Trunchbull | |
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