| Quote | Movie | Character |
| Hear about that guy up in the Bronx? Just went crazy; thought he was a pigeon. They've found him in the park, throwing breadcrumbs at himself. | |
| Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones. | |
| Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball. | |
| Didn't you see Fatal Attraction? Well I saw it and it scared the **** out of me. It scared the **** out of every man in America | |
| My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.' | |
| Houston, we have a problem. | |
| You are a child's play-thing! | |
| Put your glasses on, Shades. Give 'em what they want. | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
| He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb. | |
| Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. | |
| Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL. | |
| I'm going to let you fly tonight, Frank. I'm not even going to try to stop you. That's because I know you'll be back on Monday. | |
| Amelia, would you like an eat to bite? | |
| Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see. | |
| Symbols are a language that can tell us about our past. | |
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