| Hint | Character |
| Main Character | |
| Sidekick | |
| Main Boss | |
| Could defend an innocent man all the way to death row | |
| 2nd main Boss | |
| Hes on a boat yo!!!! | |
| English Band Manager | |
| Real Estate Mogul | |
| Cuban | |
| Haitan | |
| Name of the Touring English Band | |
| Lead singer of the band | |
| Porn Director | |
| Bikie Gang Leader | |
| Redneck | |
| | Hint | Character |
| Love Interest | |
| Killed at the start, main character in a future installment | |
| Always at the Cuban Cafe | |
| Killed by a chainsaw | |
| The Driver | |
| Safe Cracker | |
| Bikie Gang Member | |
| Bikie Gang Member | |
| Former Football legend | |
| Pornstar | |
| Congressman | |
| Hates Children | |
| Taxi Dispatcher | |
| Former Print Works owner | |
| Religious Leader | |
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