| Description | Sport |
| Hit ball with stick. Make ball go far. | |
| Hike ball. Throw ball. Run to end zone. | |
| No hands. Kick ball in goal. Vuvuzelas. GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Get puck in small goal. Be Canadian, eh? | |
| Carry ball in net on stick. Run around. | |
| Get ball in hoop. I guess that's it. | |
| Hit ball to other side. Endorse fancy watches. | |
| Punch guy. Knock him out. Bite his ear. | |
| | Description | Sport |
| Drive. Left turn. Drive. Drive. Pit stop. Drive. | |
| Get ball in hole. Cheat on your wife. | |
| Hear beep. Dive. Go 50 meters. Turn. Repeat. | |
| Throw ball. Hit somebody. But don't get hit. | |
| Knock guy out. Submit him. Punch, kick, anything. | |
| Small paddle. Small ball. Small 'court'. Play responsibly. | |
| Serve. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Spike. | |
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