| Question | Answer |
| Who laid down Humpty's sound? | |
| What will he drink all up? | |
| How is his name pronounced? | |
| How does he like his oatmeal? | |
| In addition to your crackers, what will he eat? | |
| Where did he once get busy? | |
| The Humpty Dance is your chance to do what? | |
| In a 69, where will his humpty nose tickle ya? | |
| His nose is big like what? | |
| He looks like MC Hammer on what? | |
| White people, black people, Puerto Ricans, and who else should do the Humpty Hump? | |
| To the ladies, he wishes 'peace and ____ forever'? | |