| Quotes | Answer |
| 'Bababa bird bird bird bird is the word' | |
| 'I WANNA PRETZEL TOO!!!' | |
| 'I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts' | |
| ' Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!' | |
| 'I came because I love the theater. I mean, if I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town, wha | |
| 'By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.' | |
| 'I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.' | |
| 'Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right..firetruck..firetruck firetruck firetruck firetruck. What color are those red firetrucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them | |
| 'Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man' | |
| 'I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!' | |