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| I like the Wizard of Oz | |
| Hey dad? Wanna have a catch? | |
| Thank you Sid! | |
| Not like this. Not like this... | |
| The boys pheremone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female. | |
| Luke, I am your father | |
| He kissed her long, and he kissed her good. | |
| Stop rhyming I mean it! - Anybody wanna peanut? | |
| Pool or pond. Pond will be good for you | |
| It's not a tumor! | |
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| It's a-a bird! A stork! | |
| Whores don't get a second chance. | |
| Gotta go to K-mart | |
| Is that glass bulletproof? - No sir. | |
| That's twice the size of Texas | |
| Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. You set it off, what happens? You burn your hand, right? You close your fist around the same firecracker, and set it off. Your wife' | |
| What is this, pick on the frog day!? | |
| On my signal, unleash hell. | |
| It's my Hundred and Elevendyeth birthday! | |
| Get off my plane! | |
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